THE CLASS DIDN'T GET OFF TO A GOOD START CAUSE THE POWER WAS OUT !
Finally after some delay things came up again ! &
The noted sex therapist realized
that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters,
so he quickly thinks up a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex.
To prove his theory,
he addresses the full auditorium with people and goes down the line,
asking each person to smile.
Using the size of the person's smile,
the therapist is able to guess accurately
until he comes to the last man in line,
who is grinning from ear to ear.
"Twice a day," the therapist guesses,
but is surprised when the man says no.
"Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no.
"Twice a week?"
"Twice a month?"
The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to
"once a year."
The therapist is angry that his theory may need revision but asks the man,
"What are you so happy about?"
The man answers, "Tonight's the night!"