THE CLASS DIDN'T GET OFF TO A GOOD START CAUSE THE POWER WAS OUT !
Finally after some delay things came up again ! &
The noted sex therapist realized
that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters,
so he quickly thinks up a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex.
To prove his theory,
he addresses the full auditorium with people and goes down the line,
asking each person to smile.
Using the size of the person's smile,
the therapist is able to guess accurately
until he comes to the last man in line,
who is grinning from ear to ear.
"Twice a day," the therapist guesses,
but is surprised when the man says no.
"Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no.
"Twice a week?"
"Twice a month?"
The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to
"once a year."
The therapist is angry that his theory may need revision but asks the man,
"What are you so happy about?"
The man answers, "Tonight's the night!"
What did little Johnny's mother do ?
She caught him zapping the other children with static electricity?
Well; first thing she grounded him in a timeout, second time she Charged him with time out !
Well; that didn't work so the third time she got him hired at a shock treatment mental health start up Company !
I went out to see what he got into and
almost met the skunk myself.
I chased it out of the yard and
saw where it came under the fence,
that will be fixed in the morning.
When I came back into the garage the
smell hit me. but it wasn't strong like
when its hit by a car or
sprays the neighborhood.
I did have to open the garage and
kick on the exhaust fan.